Wisdom of the Ages: "Wildlife Education" When I was a kid, the only woodland creature I knew of was the squirrel. I guess that's why no one believed me when I told them a squirrel just ate two of my friends.
Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.
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George R.r. Martin
GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.
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Ken Poirot
Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.
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Delian Zahariev
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
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Carl R White
There's always room for a unicorn in my life.(i.e. fantasy and imagination)
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Renata Ammazzini
More Quotes By Matthew Heines
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams" This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he's gone too far. Unfortunately, I can't put a cover of my book My Year in Oman with Mr. Williams' picture on...
Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below! " Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.
